March 2012
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I hope Rick Santorum gets paid in gum
Used gum.
“The world is so exquisite with so much love and moral depth, that there is no...”
– Carl Sagan
Will always re-blog.
kelsium:
I hope the only radio station Rick Santorum can get is NPR and it’s always pledge time.
Gold.
thatonegirlsierra:
I hope Rick Santorum is forced to watch every episode of LOST in reverse order.
Does that mean it becomes ‘Found?’
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charlietangofoxtrot:
I hope Rick Santorum gets denied insurance because he has a pre-existing condition.
But then has it go through and he has to thank President Obama for passing health care reform.
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I hope Rick Santorum thinks it's a moon
But it’s really a space station!
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I hope Rick Santorum finds The Holy Grail
But does not choose wisely.
Watching 'How the Universe Works' on The Science...
The dulcet tones of Mike Rowe accompany my delight at poking fun at Rick Santorum.
There's more Santorum on my dash than at the last...
Ewwwwwww…
thegirlwiththefinchertattoo:
I hope Rick Santorum never finds the droids he’s looking for.
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I hope Rick Santorum has to sleep on the couch
While his wife’s lesbian lover is in town.
scoldylox:
I hope Rick Santorum calls in to Car Talk and they can’t figure out what’s wrong with his car.
DING, DING, DING!!! WINNER!!!
I hope Rick Santorum stars on an episode of 'Dirty...
And Mike Rowe is learning how to give a rectal exam with only two hours sleep.
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I hope Rick Santorum goes on Glenn Beck's Internet...
And finds out Glenn likes him in a very particular way.
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I hope Rick Santorum goes to a Tampa Bay Rays game...
And Big Papi lines a foul ball off his head.
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I hope Rick Santorum gets constant robocalls on...
Asking him to vote for President Obama.
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I hope Rick Santorum buys Rick Perry's campaign...
And forgets to have the name on the side painted over.
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I hope Rick Santorum's campain bus runs out of gas...
And he has to walk thirty miles to find a gas station, only to remember he left his wallet on the bus.
I hope Ron Paul slaps Rick Santorum on the back...
And then Newt Gingrich places one of his bumper stickers sticky side up on Santorum’s seat.
I hope that Rick Santorum goes to pay his cable...
And later discovers it was ordered by his wife.
kelsium:
I hope when Rick Santorum puts his iPod on shuffle at a party it always plays a Weird Al song at the most embarrassing possible moment.
And that song should be “Pretty Fly For a Rabbi.”
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I hope that Rick Santorum...
…goes to give a speech at the Republican National Convention and the speech on the teleprompter is an early draft of Mitt Romney’s acceptance speech.
…loses the Pennsylvania primary to Mitt Romney and write-in candidate Punxsutawney Phil.
…gets a rancid communion wafer the next time he gets Communion.
…kisses something other than The Pope’s ring.
...
Police officer punches rape victim in the face and... →
When officers arrived, Gibson said she was hiding in a closet naked. She said the officers ordered her to leave the closet.
“I told them what had just happened to me and I asked for a female officer and the officer said I didn’t have that option because it wasn’t my house,” Gibson said. ”I told them I was naked. I told them I had just been raped and that I did not feel comfortable coming out of...
February 2012
Hmmm
pdotq:
I have an opportunity to go tandem skydiving with the Army in a couple of weeks.
The whole Army?
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“All across the nation, there are mainstream Republicans lamenting how the party...”
– David Brooks (via azspot)
Or, more cynically, they were using it to gain popularity, as a lion-tamer uses the lion, and hopes that in the end, he is stronger enough to get out of the cage. (via needtherapy)
They couldn’t be heard over the shouting and ranting of the Tea Party and Christian...
Republican Congressional Candidate Says 'Holocaust... →
14kgoldnyc:
thegirlwiththefinchertattoo:
A congressional candidate running as a Republican in the upcoming Illinois primary says the “Holocaust never happened.”
Arthur Jones, 64, a Lyons, IL, insurance salesman who organizes family-friendly, neo-Nazi events around Adolf Hitler’s birthday, hopes to be the Republican candidate chosen to run againstDemocratic Congressman Dan Lipinski in...
Scott Walker's New Defense: Recalling Me Hurts... →
motherjones:
On MSNBC’s “Morning Joe” Monday morning, Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker trotted out a new talking point as he defends himself from a well-organized recall campaign hoping to oust him from office. In a nutshell, Walker said: Think of the children! Think of the seniors!
How ironic. In his first budget, Walker slashed public education funding by $800 million to $900 million. Walker and...
On this date in 1940, Hattie McDaniel became the...
Courtesy of The Writer’s Almanac:
White Hollywood had not been a welcoming place for black actors; in the early 1900s, when silent film was still in its infancy, most African-American parts had been played by white actors in blackface. And even when black actors were cast, the roles were full of negative racial stereotypes. The trade unions were closed to African-American directors,...
13 Year Old Jada Williams Persecuted by the... →
cactustreemotel:
beautifulbrwn:
“On Saturday, February 18, 2012, the Frederick Douglass Foundation of New York presented the first Spirit of Freedom award to Jada Williams, a 13-year old city of Rochester student. Miss Williams wrote an essay on her impressions of Frederick Douglass’ first autobiography the Narrative of the Life. This was part of an essay contest, but her essay was never...
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Watching Margaret Cho on Logo
She is wicked funny.
kelsium:
Everyone please keep the wonderful mamafratelli and her two little boys in your thoughts. The babies are very small and need all the love they can get on their way into the world!
Sending out positive vibrations, prayers, and anything else I can think of.
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